children's books yet to be published

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DR SEUSS books that weren't...

1. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, You Bitch
2. Herbert the Pervert likes Sherbert
3. Fox in Detox
4. Who Shat in the Hat?
5. Horton Hires a Ho
6. The Cat in the Blender
7. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket

LITTLE GOLDEN BOOKS that never made it...

1. You are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
5. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
6. All Cats Go To Hell
7. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
8. Some Kittens Can Fly
9. That's It, I'm Putting You Up For Adoption
10. The Magic World Inside The Abandoned Refrigerator
11. Strangers Have the Best Candy
12. You Were An Accident
13. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will!
14. Pop! Goes the Hamster...And! Other Microwave Games
15. The Man In The Pool Is Actually Satan
16. Your Nightmares Are Real
17. Places Where Mummy And Daddy Hide Neat Things
18. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

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