les unemployables

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Les Unemployables
by Graham Phoenix
Mock Trial 2005: Thriving Under the Influence

(to the tune of Castle on a Cloud)

There is an office on Bay Street
I like to go there in my dreams
No longer graded just on B's
Not in my office on Bay Street

There is a boardroom right next door
Got an oak desk, a mahogany floor
When I get there I'll be elite
Safe in my office on Bay Street

There is a partner whose hair is white
Calls me and makes me work all night
Treats me rough and puts me through hell
But that's OK, they pay me very well

I know a place where money talks
I know a place where bullshit walks
Having a heart is no mean feat
Not in my office on Bay Street

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