ever wonder...
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why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Q: You! What did you learn at Mock Trial?
A: That I'm self-important!
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- why drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes and candy bars at the front...
- why banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters...
- why cars worth thousands are in the driveway and useless junk is kept in the garage...
- why hot dogs come in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight...
- why they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering...
- why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed...
- why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"...
- why "abbreviated" is such a long word...
- why is it that doctors and lawyers call what they do "practice"...
- why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid of real lemons...
- why is the man who invests all your money called a broker...
- why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections...
- why do they call the airport the terminal, if flying is so safe...
why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Q: You! What did you learn at Mock Trial?
A: That I'm self-important!
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posted by þΛųL jØŋαŦhΛŋ @ 12:00
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